A Polish one

[Guest Guest5035]

Polish Divorce

 

A Polish man moved to Australia and married an Australian girl.

 

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

 

The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances - and asked him the following questions:

 

Have you any grounds? - Yes, an... acre and half and nice little home.

 

No, I meant what is the foundation of this case? - It's made of concrete.

 

 

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one.

 

I mean, what are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland .

 

Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

 

Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her.

 

Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.

 

What makes you think that? - I got proof.

 

What kind of proof? - She going to poison me! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

 

"Polish Remover"

 

 

steve:smile:

[hitmanzak]

Don't give up ya day job ?

[Guest vikkiann]

Just read this out loud and my hubby was laughing away!

[sidestep]

Te skurwycyn!

[Guest Guest5035]

Te skurwycyn!

 

mmmmmm is this a triangle click....

 

 

stevo