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While Peter was sunbathing naked at the beach at Maslin's Beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you were better looking it would lift itself."
Lol! Nice beach, but (as with most) not a lot of shade, perhaps you should both invest in a beach umbrella? Not nearly as funny though! Incidentally, Maslin Beach is a very nice beach, and a terribly cheesy film!