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    Thread: It's sometimes a dangerous path we tread!!

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      Nov 2013
      Dumfries; Scotland
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      Amidst a plane crash heading for certain death......a woman turns to her husband,looks him in the eyes, and says, " make me feel like a woman one last time darling".
      The husband whips out the iron and white shirt from his hand luggage and says "iron that for me then babes will you?"

    2. #22

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      Apr 2009
      Port Noarlunga, Adelaide, South Australia
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      Sheila bought a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life...
      She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge suite opposite Bruce.
      At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs and slowly recrosses them …
      Finally Bruce asks:
      ”Are you wearing crutchless knickers?”
      “Y-e-s,” she answers with a seductive smile.
      “Thank Christ for that …. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the lounge suite.”
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