I say, I say, I say..
Following on from Keith's thread I thought I would start one where we can share jokes, please try and keep them clean as we are a family forum.
Why dogs make better spouses:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
And last ... but not least:
12. If a dog leaves, it doesn't take half of your stuff.
To test this theory:
If you have a partner, lock them and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
I only know one joke. It's probably too rude...
If you are under 12 stop reading now....
What is better than a man with a penis down to his knees?
A man with a penis up to his chest. :-D
Looks like that fell on deaf ears! or do we say blind eyes in this case, Still a good one though Blossom, think i better keep mine in check!!
Originally Posted by Ktee
I met a beautiful girl at down the park yesterday, the sparks flew, and we made love there and then! gee I love my new taser!!!
It had to be said.........................
Think I will use this thread for what my kids call 'daddy jokes' you know the one where they sigh and do not laugh but then they tell their mates at school these great jokes they have. So here goes:-............
2 goldfish in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing"? ; 2 fish swim into a concrete wall one says damn! ; 2 parrots on a perch one says to the other "can you smell fish"?
Oh dear no wonder the kids sigh
Originally Posted by Keith
Just been down to the Gym, they have this great new machine, tough it made make me fell a little sick after half hour, but it gives me everything i need....... Mars bars, Kit kats, crisps the lot!!!
Can women make you a Millionaire....
Yes as long as you were a Billionaire first