101 Reasons why it is better to be a woman.

[Ktee]

Just for Keith

 

 

101 Reasons Why It’s Better

to Be a Woman Than a Guy

 

 

1. When you get back from a date, your friends don’t ask if you ‘scored’ or not.

2. You don’t have to worry about the person at the next toilet looking at your genitals.

 

 

3. Maternity leave.

 

 

4. You don’t have to worry about hiding erections at inappropriate times.

 

 

5. Ugly women can get laid, but ugly guys can’t.

 

 

6. A woman can never be sent to jail for slapping her husband.

 

 

7. You can get out of speeding tickets.

 

 

8. Strange guys in bars will buy you drinks.

 

 

9. You can sue for sexual harassment and not get made fun of.

 

 

10. You dominate fashion magazine covers.

 

 

11. Artists will cut off their left ear for you.

 

 

12. People will try to assassinate presidents for you.

 

 

13.You get couches in your public restrooms.

 

 

14. It’s okay to like opera.

 

 

15. It’s okay to like ballet.

 

 

16. It’s okay to like art.

 

 

17. You can’t be drafted.

 

 

18. If you don’t like sports, that’s okay.

 

 

19. If you are sensitive, no one thinks you’re gay.

 

 

20. You don’t have to worry about pissing on your shoes.

 

 

21. Guys will pay for everything.

 

 

22. You don’t have to worry about asking guys out on dates, you can just wait for the guys to come to you.

 

 

23. You get to be in ads for the best brands of beer.

 

 

24. You can show PDA and not look like a pervert.

 

 

25. You smell better.

 

 

26. Society deems you the “gentle gender.”

 

 

27. You aren’t expected to know anything about cars.

 

 

28. You “get” Dr. Zhivago.

 

 

29. You’re allowed to appreciate Leonardo DiCaprio.

 

 

30. You’re allowed to cry.

 

 

31. You’re allowed to have stuffed animals.

 

 

32. You’re allowed to carry a bag with all the stuff you may need for an outing.

 

 

33. You get lesbians.

 

 

34. Male store clerks rush to your assistance.

 

 

35. Strangers will stop to help you change a flat.

 

 

36. You can walk through the lingerie section of a store and not feel awkward.

 

 

37. Guys think you look good even without makeup or in sweats (really.)

 

 

38. The less you wear, the more popular you become.

 

 

39. You are never challenged with making a guy have an orgasm.

 

 

40. You don’t need a cool car to get laid.

 

 

41. Your handwriting doesn’t suck.

 

 

42. You don’t hit your sexual peak until your thirties…not on prom night.

 

 

43. You can stay home all day and live off your spouse without being deemed a lazy bum.

 

 

44. Multiple orgasms.

 

 

45. You don’t have to mow the lawn.

 

 

46. You are never asked to kill a spider.

 

 

47. You never have to fix anything around the house.

 

 

48. You're never asked to open jars.

 

 

49. If you go to the bathroom in pairs or groups, no one thinks you’re gay.

 

 

50. No one ever knows when you break wind.

 

 

51.You can leave your boyfriend for any reason, and everyone will take your side.

 

 

52. Your hormones don’t make your voice crack, just your breasts bigger.

 

 

53. Naked women are beautiful, naked men are hideous.

 

 

54. Women can get drunk and not act like assholes.

 

 

55. You get to blame mood swings on your period no matter what time of the month it is.

 

 

56. Tyson Beckford.

 

 

57. You never have to worry if the people in your gym locker room are checking you out.

 

 

58. Guys are willing to bury their faces in the most obnoxious, germ-ridden parts of your body.

 

 

59. You can dance with someone of the same sex and not be labeled as gay.

 

 

60. The thought of women masturbating turns guys on.

 

 

61. You can have guy friends and not worry about what people think.

 

 

62. You don’t feel pressured to have sex with every guy on earth.

 

 

63. If your man is sick in bed, you don’t have to go buy him feminine hygiene products.

 

 

64. You don’t have to worry about what your friends think your boyfriend looks like – they will judge him on personality, not looks.

 

 

65. If you get into a fight your friends will help you.

 

 

66. Your friends won’t boast about how great their relationships are, especially their sexual relationships, when you’re single.

 

 

67. You can wear boxers, a sweater, and a cap to an early morning college class and still look damn good.

 

 

68. You can achieve orgasm with thought alone.

 

 

69. Your friends are supportive when you’re single and depressed about it.

 

 

70. Fifty dates equals fifty free dinners and/or movies.

 

 

71. One word: Alimony.

 

 

72. You don’t have to ogle…a quick glance will suffice for you.

 

 

73. You don’t have to build the courage to ask someone out, plan the evening, pay for it, and call in a few days to hope that person is interested in doing something with you a second time.

 

 

74. You don’t have to play mind games with the person you go out with in order to find out whether he likes you or not - you're a woman, of course he likes you.

 

 

75. You never have to put your other arm in an uncomfortable position all night when spooning (since you are always on the inside).

 

 

76. You get to play with boobies all day.

 

 

77. You never have to worry about meeting the parents - they will love you no matter what, they're just glad their son's not queer.

 

 

78. You rarely have to worry about saying just the right thing at just the right time in order to prevent a fight you never knew was coming – in short, you plan all the fights: what they are about, when they will start, and when you will forgive him. Which is immediately after the flowers.

 

 

79. Your friends don’t treat sex as a sport that you must participate in as often as possible.

 

 

80. When you’re introducing your new boyfriend to your parents, your friends don’t worry that you’re getting too involved.

 

 

81. You don’t have to keep track of your boyfriend’s haircut.

 

 

82. You’re never expected or asked to move heavy or large objects.

 

 

83. Guys don't care if you're coming out of a relationship - women look at a guy on the rebound like cancer.

 

 

84. You’ll probably know well in advance if your boyfriend is ready to dump you. (i.e. you aren’t dumped quickly and unexpectedly, nor replaced in the same manner)

 

 

85. You’re not excused for being blunt, thoughtless, having or discussing meaningless sex, or anything else people find in social distaste about you with the phrase “It’s okay, you’re a guy.”

 

 

86. No one will ever say to you “You’re so great, I hope someday I meet someone just like you to date/marry/**** stupid.”

 

 

87. People don’t think you have an inflated ego if you drive an expensive sports car.

 

 

88. You can look below a guy’s chin and not be perverted.

 

 

89. Every guy on the planet likes it when women check them out – women act like guys checking them out are creeps. Even if they wear v-neck Saran Wrap shirts. Hookers.

 

 

90. Speaking of which, you get to wear skimpy outfits and no one thinks you’re a show-off. It’s just fashion.

 

 

91. Preppy boy bands write songs about you...I mean, no one ever wrote a song about my tender heart wanting it that way.

 

 

92. You can call a guy a jerk anytime he does something you don’t like.

 

 

93. You can make as many close friends with the opposite sex as you want.

 

 

94. You can put up with small children, if fact, you enjoy them.

 

 

95. You aren’t deemed a pervert by the opposite sex if you own porno material, actually, you’ve just earned ‘coolness’ points.

 

 

96. You also gain ‘coolness’ points for liking Star Wars, car engines or sports, talking about sex openly (to a degree of course), for asking a guy out, or for pissing in a McDonald’s parking lot.

 

 

97. You can multitask

 

 

98. Guys are always willing to give a chick their coat in the cold.

 

 

99. It’s no problem finding someone to dance with you at a club.

 

 

100. You don’t have to wear a condom.

 

 

101. You can have sex anytime, anywhere, with anyone you want.

[Lily Rainbow]

Only 101?????

102:We can cook,so when we're alone,we don't starve or rely on take outs!

103:We don't have to know how a car works,thats a mans job!

104:We have the perogative to change our minds!

105:We know how to keep a house clean and tidy

106:Our toilets are always clean!

107:We get to have the bathroom longer

108:We are usually given seats on public transport

109:We have loads of fashion items to choose from,from clothing,jewellery,shoes,bags and so on

110:We can get pampered regularly having manicures,beauty treatments!

 

Thats all for now,tea is ready!(Wow 111:Women can multi task!)

[Ktee]

Only 101?????

 

Well I didn't want to put the men to shame

[Keith & Linda]

What a poor effort from you both, you have limited yours whereas a mans is endless!!! but I have to ask-------101! really? difference between a bike and a hero I suppose.

Lily the best chefs in the world are, and always will be men:tongue: Also we can multi task - we can drink a pint, scratch our nuts and break wind, as well you know and you cannot do that!

 

They do say that there are two things in this world that are impossible, the first is for man to understand woman, and the second is to be able to slam a revolving door! however I have solved one and do not care about the other-------------------------------------------------- you see if you get that woman we do not understand and place her in just the right position then VOILA! that damn door does slam:biglaugh:

 

Have a nice day now:smile:

[Lily Rainbow]

I can drink a pint,scratch my boobs and break wind!!!I could probably also beat you at a game of snooker!(I usually beat my OH.....at snooker that is!lol)I wonder how many of the male chefs are also good at handyman type jobs???And can a guy breastfeed a baby and cook at the same time???

[Keith & Linda]

I can drink a pint,scratch my boobs and break wind!!!I could probably also beat you at a game of snooker!(I usually beat my OH.....at snooker that is!lol)I wonder how many of the male chefs are also good at handyman type jobs???And can a guy breastfeed a baby and cook at the same time???

 

My type of woman! but do you mean real full size snooker? But you cannot play pocket billiards though (unless your Thai), I do believe some chefs are handy with men and of course we can, we just tell you to do it:tongue:

[flossybeth]

I'm not too sure that the last one on that list is something I would necessarily have included but I suppose there's an element of truth to it.... just so long as my husband didn't mind the anyone bit!

[Keith & Linda]

I'm not too sure that the last one on that list is something I would necessarily have included but I suppose there's an element of truth to it.... just so long as my husband didn't mind the anyone bit!

 

with a man it would have being anything:biglaugh:

[Keith & Linda]

I'm not too sure that the last one on that list is something I would necessarily have included but I suppose there's an element of truth to it.... just so long as my husband didn't mind the anyone bit!

 

:idea:Wonder if the compiler is talking from experience and would she like to expand on it?

and are you brave enough to ask hubby?

[Ktee]

:idea:Wonder if the compiler is talking from experience and would she like to expand on it?

and are you brave enough to ask hubby?

 

Sssshhhhhh

number 102 A woman doesn't give away secrets

[Keith & Linda]

Sssshhhhhh

number 102 A woman doesn't give away secrets

 

At least one woman does, 101 proves it! toooooo late Ktee