Another Laugh while you wait on that Visa

[Guest caoimhe]

HOPE PETE HASN'T POSTED THIS BEFORE

 

 

 

Rrrrriiiiinnnngggg Rrrriiinnnggg

 

"Hi honey, This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?"

 

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Dave"

 

After a brief pause

Daddy says "but honey, you haven't got an Uncle Dave"

"Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now"

Brief Pause

 

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

 

"Okay Daddy"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone

"I did it Daddy"

 

"And what happened honey?" he asked

 

"Well Mummy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all"

 

"Oh my god, what about your Uncle Dave"

 

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

 

Long pause

 

Longer Pause

 

Even longer pause

 

Then Daddy says

 

"Swimming pool?......... Is this 486-579684"

 

 

 

"No, I think you have the wrong number............

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest leemi1]

hope you dont mind me posting this on here

 

 

Husband to wife, "We should start washing your knickers in slim fast, it might make your fat arse thinner".

 

The next day he puts his pants on and they are covered in powder. He says to his wife, "Have you put talc powder in them?"

 

"No", she says, "Fooking miracle grow"

 

mick

[Guest Django]

HOPE PETE HASN'T POSTED THIS BEFORE

 

 

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

Not on this forum.:biglaugh:

 

Pete

[Guest Nicky&Andy]

:biglaugh:HaaaaahAAAAAAHAAAAA

 

just what we needed , a little light entertainment