Never lie to your mother!!!

[cormcvcr]

Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his

mother couldn't help but notice how lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.

 

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this

only made her more curious.

 

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than

met the eye.

 

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates'.

 

About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever since your mother

came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose

she took it do you?

 

'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure' said Peter.

 

 

 

So he sat down and wrote

 

 

 

DEAR MOTHER,

 

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT

SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT

HAS BEEN MIS SI NG EVER SI NCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

 

LOVE PETER

 

 

 

Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read

 

 

 

DEAR SON,

 

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT

YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS

SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE F**KING FRYING PAN BY

NOW.

 

LOVE MUM

 

 

Lesson of the day,

 

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

[Guest mOZzy]

 

 

was awefully quiet here in the barbie when you were offline

[cormcvcr]

Don't know whether that's a good or a bad thing!!!

[Hazel M]

 

Thats really good!!

 

Hope you are settling in well too.

 

Hazel.

[Guest The Pottertons]

Very funny:biglaugh: