The Mrs came home the other night and gave me a right old ear full, your always watching that telly, Football, Cricket,Golf, Rugby Union, Rugby League,Aussie Rules,Bowls,Darts, Athletics, you are just sport mad and I've had a guts full.What are you going to do about it she asked?

I pondered and thought I'd better make it up to her, got on the phone and booked a table for two, I'll show her,

She wanted to come home by 9pm moaning she couldn't pot a red