What's rubbish to you may be down to personal taste.
Draught Pure Blonde is my drink of choice. I think all Cooper's is Sh*t, I am convinced many South Aussies only say they like it because it's local. But if it really was very good it would be sold far more outside of it's own state!
Well, I did have my tongue in my cheek, as did the original post, but obviously you missed that part.