song for those getting older

[ianb]

Having just had our birthdays got sent the following by a friend!! To the tune of "these a few of my favourite things"

 

Sing It!) - If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!!

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,

Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,

Bundles of magazines tied up in string,

These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,

Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,

Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,

These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,

When the knees go bad,

I simply remember my favorite things,

And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,

No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,

Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,

These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',

Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',

And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,

When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,

When the eyes grow dim,

Then I remember the great life I've had,

And then I don't feel so bad

How apt!

[scooterdan]

Nice one.....Old Boy!!

 

hahaha....give me a chuckle any way....

 

Mind you the elderly get to board planes first these days!!!

 

See ya soon

 

Dan and Steph

[Guest Django]

Fantastic :biglaugh:

[Guest Sharon and Paul]

YOU LOT ARE MAD ! But very good , don't know who iam going to send it to yet? some old fxxt!