The Golf Club

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a

bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins

to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

It's only £1 ,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: " £ 90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year

is back on the market. They're asking £ 2,950,000" for it.

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of

£ 2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra

£ 150,000 if it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

 

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are

staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

 

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"