An Ode to "Aussie Keith and Aussie Sarah"

[Guest donna T]

TO THE MOST AUSSIE PEOPLE I KNOW:jiggy:

 

Aussie Keith and Aussie Sarah that is how they're now known

Can now really call Australia home

The only Wales they say they know, is the one New South

And you should hear the language that now comes out of his mouth!

 

Sea and Vines, mmmm, that sounds nice

I'll ring the Aussies for a bit of advice

Aussie Sarah wasn't there, so I spoke to Aussie Keith

Who smiles and rolled his eyes and said 'Strewth' through his teeth

 

'The Vines, hmm GOOD, drink wine, but be quick

and whispered don;t let the wife drink in case she's sick!'

 

They've got Aussie cars, I know that one's a UTE

Keith says it's big and Silver and really is a BUTE

The other one, I'm not too sure, I really must confess

But Aussie Sarah tells me that after VINES, it still is quite a mess

 

Aussie Keith tells me GOLF and SEX are much the same thing

Which worried me when I heard him shout 'I hit it well, but it didn't go in'

 

So, a prawn on the Barbie and a big bloody oath

Have a drink or two, good on you both:notworthy:

 

 

Congrats from anonymous RUSS

[Guest Nick11]

Donna - mate - what on earth have you been drinking?

Ah just read that it's Russ who's posted. Now it makes sense!

 

DOCTOR RUSS IS A POET!

[Guest Libby1971]

:notworthy:

 

Outstanding, Mr Sexy Doctor Voice

 

Libby

[Moosh]

Trust me I'm a doctor!!!

 

Hey Sarah didn't mention anything to me about getting citizenship during the week! What's happening??

[Guest Guzzler&Sas]

Russ

 

Bloody awesome mate! Good on ya!

 

Beauuuutiful!!!

 

Sas

xxx

[The Monaghans]

Strewth, that's a fair dinkum poem! Good on ya mates, bewdiful!

[Guest graandjac]

:shocked:For Sarah's sake i hope his sex is better than his golf....!!!!!!Cheers Graham

[Angela]

A doctor in the making & now a poet...............!! :)Well done Russ.

[Guest Roo1]

Nice one Russ, for such a burly man, you writing an Ode is quite refreshing

 

J x

[Guest Nick11]

Our Russ is a man of many talents!!!

[Guest Libby1971]

'Our Russ'? What talents exactly has he been showing you? And more specifically does Donna know about it?

 

Libby

[Guest donna T]

Our Russ is a man of many talents!!!

 

 

Don't I know it