TO THE MOST AUSSIE PEOPLE I KNOW
Aussie Keith and Aussie Sarah that is how they're now known
Can now really call Australia home
The only Wales they say they know, is the one New South
And you should hear the language that now comes out of his mouth!
Sea and Vines, mmmm, that sounds nice
I'll ring the Aussies for a bit of advice
Aussie Sarah wasn't there, so I spoke to Aussie Keith
Who smiles and rolled his eyes and said 'Strewth' through his teeth
'The Vines, hmm GOOD, drink wine, but be quick
and whispered don;t let the wife drink in case she's sick!'
They've got Aussie cars, I know that one's a UTE
Keith says it's big and Silver and really is a BUTE
The other one, I'm not too sure, I really must confess
But Aussie Sarah tells me that after VINES, it still is quite a mess
Aussie Keith tells me GOLF and SEX are much the same thing
Which worried me when I heard him shout 'I hit it well, but it didn't go in'
So, a prawn on the Barbie and a big bloody oath
Have a drink or two, good on you both
Congrats from anonymous RUSS