Friday gag (well its Friday here)

[Guest Django]

A small zoo in Glasgow acquired a very rare species of gorilla.

 

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

 

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The

gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male

gorilla available.

 

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby McKay,

a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal

cages.

 

Bobby had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a

female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a

solution.

 

Bobby was approached with a proposition. Would he be

willing to mate with the gorilla for £500 ? Bobby showed some

interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

 

The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer,

but only under four conditions:

 

 

1. 'First', Bobby said, 'Ah'm no gonnae kiss her on the lips.' The

Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

 

 

2. 'Second', he said, 'Ye cannae never tell naebody aboot this.' The

Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

 

 

3. 'Third', Bobby said, 'I want all the weans raised as Rangers

fans.' Once again it was agreed.

 

 

4. 'And last of all', Bobby stated, 'You gotta give me another week

to come up with the £500'

[Mr & Mrs Taz]

Good one.

 

Although I am sure the weans would have been Celtic supporters.

 

Cheers

 

Derek

 

As you can probably can tell a Rangers supporter.