Does your name go with your job?

[Guest Martin and Val]

I just watched the news and had to put this story on here:

They are currently constructing a Tunnel under the A3. Nothing strange about that I hear you say but the funny thing is the construction manager is called Roger Bridge.

I think he should change jobs, don't you?

Sorry it just made me laugh....:biglaugh:

Martin

[Guest Aussie pat]

I am a nurse and attended a course on how to take blood run by a Sister Leach (leech). There also used to be a surgeon in Adelaide called Dr Butcher.

[Guest Martin and Val]

I have just remembered the name of an Electrician that I worked with in the 80's "Ted SPARKS"

[Guest rockpool crab]

I have just remembered the name of an Electrician that I worked with in the 80's "Ted SPARKS"

 

Gosh I once knew an electrician called Peter Ness. His initials were P.Ness...and I have to say....he was a bit of a nob (guffaw guffaw)

 

Carol Ann

[Guest kenmcfadyen]

I was once treated by an orthopaedic surgeon named Mr/Dr Cartilage!

[cormcvcr]

Gosh I once knew an electrician called Peter Ness. His initials were P.Ness...and I have to say....he was a bit of a nob (guffaw guffaw)

 

Carol Ann

 

Hee hee, I worked with a girl who's OH's name was Paul Innes.....P.Innes, must have been something in the water when they were born!

 

I also know a Mr Staples and a Mr Jack Russell!!

[Guest caoimhe]

When we were deciding on names for our 1st born I wanted to call him Jack after the grandfather I was called after (Jacqueline), Stephen didn't want to be out done so said we should also call him after his grandfather, Daniel.

 

'Jack Daniel'

Needless to say we didn't go with either!!!

 

Although I genuinely do know a Scotch man called Johnny Walker:confused:

[Guest chippie74]

afew months ago i had tummy troubles and had to have the camera/back passage and the doctor was called dr ring

[Guest HALT]

I worked with a breast surgeon called Mr Abra - He is still working in the UK.

[Guest TC for short]

My aeromedical examiner in the UK was Dr Feltwell!

[ozzieclare2be]

There is a consultant where i work called Dr tucker, he specilaises in popping womens prolapsed bit in and strapping em back where they should be

[Guest Guzzler&Sas]

Slightly off topic, I went to school with a Janice Payne who's father was called Ivor,

 

Guzzler

[Kimbo]

We had a doctor here a few years back who worked at the local mortuary - his name was Dr Bodie (body)!!!!

[sue2oz]

In my first 3 years of senior school my form teacher was called mr SWIFT

well that was MY second name too:err:

i hated it, the other kids used to say all the time 'is that your dad'.

 

went to see my niece in a show at her school afew months back (different school)

and guess who came over for a chat MR SWIFT couldnt belive it

He now teachers my niece and her second names swift:biglaugh:

and she gets all the stick i used to get

 

suexxx

[Guest sarahsmartiepants]

Slightly off topic, I went to school with a Janice Payne who's father was called Ivor,

 

Guzzler

Where did he have a pain?

[Kimbo]

There was also a local solicitor called Mr Peasgood and on the sign outside of his office under his name someone had written "Does He?":biglaugh:

[Scousemouse]

Just found this thread........................laffin.

 

I have recently left work, but worked with a gynaecologist call Hayman!!?; and a breast surgeon called BRISTOL. You can imagine the smutty jokes about that:)

[Mr & Mrs Taz]

I used to visit a timber merchants in Glasgow and the guy behind the counter had a name tag which read Dick Aitken and when you asked him if it was still painful he would just grunt and shake his head.

[Guest cazzie]

I am home feeling unwell today but oh how all of these have made me laugh! I once knew a man called Dick McLatchie and he used to get called 'Clutch Ma Dickie!'

[Scousemouse]

Was he a mechanic? Or a neurosurgeon???

I found this thread highly amusing; i sometimes think people choose their jobs to suit their names, tho'

for example, mr wood, the carpenter! Mr Barker, the vet...... oh the list could go on and on:err:

[duncan-clan]

i knew of a rectal examiner by the name of semore butt

 

alex

[Scousemouse]

:biglaugh:

I know his cousin, the urologist, I P Freely

 

a bit simpsons, but the best i can do

 

 

J

[Guest Carkyde]

Knew a barman called I P Freshwater ran a bar in Baldock, Hertfordshire!!!!

[Guest swampo]

When my doctor got married she kept her maiden name for work as her married name was Payne!

[laura girling]

Hi just to add.

 

In the BRI hopsital one of the psycologist name was Dr Nutt.

I had a client who was a vet her name is Anna Mall.

 

Besides this our hair salon in Bristol was named Jarrett Hair and we had a few phone calls

"Can I speak to Mr Hair please".

Of course not our last name, just thought it funny.lol....

 

Good post, made me smile

Lauraxxx