Bit of a laugh
The love story of Ralph and Edna.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want
them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital
swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him.. She swam to the
bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's
heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital,
as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with
his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there
to dry, How soon can I go home?'
I LOL thanks got anymore anyone!
Originally Posted by caoimhe
good one jac, sounds like how me and david will end up hehehe(hope not)
have got one,
a bloke takes his mates back to see his new flat after a few more beers one of the boys asks him what the big brass gong is for?
the host says ;its my speaking clock!
how does it work?
I'll show you and he hit it full pelt with a club hammer!
And a voice from next door yells
for f**ks sake you ba****d its twenty to three in the morning!
Nothing that could be printed on a public forum
Originally Posted by laura girling