A young lady goes into a pet shop to get herself an exotic pet. She looks
around and sees a box of live frogs with a sign
that says, "Sex Frogs $20--Guaranteed to work or Your
She sheepishly says to the young man behind the counter that
she would like to buy one of them. He boxes it up and tells her just to
follow the instructions in the box.
When she got home she read the instruction and followed
1. Take a shower
2. Put on nice perfume
3. Put on a sexy nightgown
4. Lay the frog down beside you on the bed
5. If there are any problems just call Bob at the store.
She laid there awhile and after nothing happened she called
Bob at the pet store and told him the problem. He said for
her not to worry he would be right over. When he arrived she
said the frog just sits and there and I am very disappointed in
my purchase. He said for her not to worry and turned to
the frog. Bob picked up the frog and looked directly into his
eyes and said very sternly, "Watch me. I am only going to show you how to do
this one more time,"
:p:D very good