Sex frogs...........

[Guest Guest75]

A young lady goes into a pet shop to get herself an exotic pet. She looks

around and sees a box of live frogs with a sign

that says, "Sex Frogs $20--Guaranteed to work or Your

Money Back."

 

She sheepishly says to the young man behind the counter that

she would like to buy one of them. He boxes it up and tells her just to

follow the instructions in the box.

 

When she got home she read the instruction and followed

them exactly:

1. Take a shower

2. Put on nice perfume

3. Put on a sexy nightgown

4. Lay the frog down beside you on the bed

5. If there are any problems just call Bob at the store.

 

She laid there awhile and after nothing happened she called

Bob at the pet store and told him the problem. He said for

her not to worry he would be right over. When he arrived she

said the frog just sits and there and I am very disappointed in

my purchase. He said for her not to worry and turned to

the frog. Bob picked up the frog and looked directly into his

eyes and said very sternly, "Watch me. I am only going to show you how to do

this one more time,"

[Guest dglamoore]

:D very good

 

Lisa:cool: