What does your dad do?

[Guest Django]

Little Johhny was in class one day, and as is usual in these situations, the teacher was asking the class what their parents did for a living. All the usual answers were coming out, Airline Pilot, Policeman, Fireman, Accountant and so-on.

Just for once, Johnny was unusually quiet. Thinking this odd, the teacher, hesitatingly, asked Johnny what his dad did for a living.

"Well Miss, he is a dancer in a gay bar. Sometimes the customers give my Dad money to come off the stage and dance closer to them, and he even goes home with some men now and again"

The teacher was visibly shocked, and after the class had gone to lunch she kept Johhny behind and asked him "Your Dad doesn't do that really does he Johnny, why did you say all that?"

Johnny replied "No Miss, my Dad doesn't do that for a living, he's a first team player in the England cricket team, but I was too embarrassed to say!";)

[likesshopping]

....hubby would love that one........hes welsh and cant stand the english ruby team!!

 

 

sarahx

[Guest RandC]

Brilliant Django! That really made me chuckle

 

Cari

[Guest dglamoore]

That is so good really made me laugh hehehehe ;)

 

Lisa:cool: