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    1. #1

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      Jan 2007
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      Exclamation And you thought you'd had a bad day..........


      If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!

      This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a
      bad day at work, think of this guy.

      Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.

      He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an
      E-mail he sent to his sister.

      She then sent it to a radio station in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was
      sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

      Hi Sue,

      Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a
      bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work,
      so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's
      not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first
      must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

      As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to
      the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
      So what we do to keep warm is this: we have a diesel-powered industrial
      water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the
      sea, heats it to a delightful temperature, then pumps it down to the
      diver through a garden hose which is taped to the air hose. Now this
      sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no

      What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose
      and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with
      warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well
      until all of a sudden, my bum started to itch.

      So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a
      few seconds my bum started to burn! I pulled the hose out from my back,
      but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot
      water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

      Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't
      stick to it. However, the crack of my bum was not as fortunate. When I
      scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the
      jellyfish into the crack of my bum.

      I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His
      instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other
      divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the

      I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops
      totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin
      my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was
      wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

      As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running
      down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my bum
      as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I
      couldn't poo for two days because my bum was swollen shut.

      So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
      worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your a**e. Now repeat
      to yourself, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

      Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a Jellyfish Bad

      May you NEVER have a Jellyfish Bad Day!!!!!

    2. #2
      donna T
      Oh my GOd , may I NEVER have a jelly fish kind of bad day;)

    3. #3

      Thumbs up hahaha!

      once again i have tears in my eyes & sore ribs!
      steph :p

    4. #4
      Defintely do not want any jellyfish bad days :( is that why you stay out of the sea :D



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