Wives lost in Bunnings
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Bunnings Hardware when they collide.
The old guysays to the young guy, "Sorry
about that. I'm looking for my wife, And I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guysays, "That's a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guysays, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guysays, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big
hooters, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old guysays, "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."