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    1. #1
      Rob and Clare

      Wives lost in Bunnings

      Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Bunnings Hardware when they collide.

      The old guy
      says to the young guy, "Sorry
      about that. I'm looking for my wife, And I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

      The young guy
      says, "That's a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

      The old guy
      says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

      The young guy
      says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big
      hooters, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

      The old guy
      says, "Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."

    2. #2

      Senior Member
      Join Date
      Aug 2008
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      Very Good.


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