Last joke I promise

[Guest Rob and Clare]

Driving to the office this morning on the South Road, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90KPH with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!

It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JOHN AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

 

Women Drivers!!!!!!!

[newlife]

Keep them coming. They make me laugh!

[Guest Lulujim]

how true ....

[Young Flinny]

I was on the bus the other day and I noticed the person sat next to me looked exactly like me, I said "What's your name" he said "Young Flinny"

 

I was beside myself.

[Guest turners]

I thinks your jokes are great lovely to have a good chuckle

[The Monaghans]

I think somebody's got far too much time on his hands!:tonguexmas: