Howard & Annabelle

[Guest Guest75]

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner,

Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his

accomplishments and long life.

 

One evening, Annabelle, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat,

and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in

their conversation, Howard turns to Annabelle and asks, "Do you know what I

miss most of all?"

 

She asks "What?"

 

He replies "SEX!!!"

 

Annabelle exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a

gun to your head!"

 

"I know", Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a

while".

 

"Well, I can oblige," says Annabelle, who gently unzips his trousers and

removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet

secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and

Annabelle would hold Howard's manhood.

 

Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place.

Alarmed, Annabelle decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K. She

walked around the home until she found him sitting by the pool with another

female resident who was holding Howard's manhood!

 

Furious, Annabelle yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have that I

don't have?!?"

 

Howard smiled and replied..............."Parkinson's"

[Guest happy-jools]

Ha ha. So funny, and typical that joke came from a guy!!!!:o:o

[Guest dglamoore]

hehe like that one

 

Lisa:cool:

[Guest graandjac]

:D:D Mr Tyke i like your sence of humour

[Guest Aussiebound]

Very funny - we like that one.