Wine and Beer drinkers - good news

[HEAPS GOOD !!!]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and to those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.

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In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

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However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poo,

Wine = Health

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Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

thanto drink water and be full of ****.

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There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service

[scooterdan]

Hilarious!!! hahah

 

Just gonna grab a beer....

[HEAPS GOOD !!!]

Hilarious!!! hahah

 

Just gonna grab a beer....

 

Good on yer mate....the others must be tea totallers

[Guest Lisado]

Nope not us - Bring on the wine

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Nope not us - Bring on the wine

 

Thats the way...

[Guest Guest75]

Thats the way...

 

It's the only "Whining" we ever do