LOVE the nescafe one!!! Bravo, Bravo!!!
What do you do if your husband is running around the garden covered in blood?
Take a deep breath ,reload , and fire again.
Thats one from the wife (She's an Aussie)
Heres my 2Ps worth hope Mrs Bacon doesnt find this post -
Wife says to her husband does these jeans make my bum look like the barn door?
Husband says no the barn doors not blue.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you what have you done wrong?
You made her chain too long.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with, A man once told me...
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door who do you let in first?
The dog of course he will shut up once you let him in.
Whats worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who wont do what she's told.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
Why do men die before their wives?
Just to get some peace and quiet.
Living In Adelaide Since Jan 2012 And Loving It