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    Thread: Just for laughs

    1. #1

      Senior Member
      Join Date
      Oct 2007
      Wynn Vale
      160 times

      Smile Just for laughs

      A bit of Aussie culcha to start the week!

      LOG ON: Adding wood to make the Barbie hotter.
      LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the Barbie.
      MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the Barbie.
      DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the Ute.
      HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
      KEYBOARD: Where you hang the Ute keys.
      WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold.
      SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season.
      BYTE: What mozzies do.
      MEGABYTE: What Townsville mozzies do.
      CHIP: A bar snack.
      MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.
      MODEM: What you did to the lawns.
      LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps.
      SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.
      HARDWARE: Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.
      MOUSE: The small rodent that eat's the grain in the shed.
      MAINFRAME: What hold's the shed up.
      WEB: What spiders make.
      WEBSITE: Usually in the shed or under the verandah.
      SEARCH ENGINE: What you do when the Ute won't go.
      CURSOR: What you say when the Ute won't go.
      YAHOO: What you say when the Ute does go.
      UPGRADE: A steep hill.
      SERVER: The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
      MAIL SERVER: The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
      USER: The neighbour who keep's borrowing things.
      NETWORK: What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.
      INTERNET: Where you want the fish to go.
      NETSCAPE: What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net.
      ONLINE: Where you hang the washing.
      OFFLINE: Where the washing end's up when the pegs aren't strong enough.

      Enjoy your week

    2. #2
      Thanks Martin, gave me a chuckle

    3. #3

      Join Date
      Jan 2009
      Gulf View Heights
      13 times
      Thanks for the laugh . Now for the shameless steal to send to everyone in my address book



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