continuing tour of the healthcare system

[ali@51]

Are we all sitting comfortably? Then I will begin.

Yesterday Megan decided to find out what would happen if your plaster starts to rub. She discovered that you get to sit in A&E for over an hour whilst the nice nurses replace the plaster for one that is much lighter and has more padding.

Today Pippa decided to find out what happens if you fall over and slice the palm of your hand open on the carpet gripper rods. She discovered that:-

1. You can spread a lot of blood a very long way
2. You get a trip to the GP's
3. Steri-srips are fun
4. you get to have your athma check up 1/2 early AND
5. you get to make another apointmen to go back on monday for a wound review.

If it wasnt true you couldn't make it up:p. We still have 3 weeks in plaster to get through and a comprehenstive glasses/lense review with meg. The worst of it is I keep looking at Joe and thinking you haven't done any
thing yet what have you got planed?

I need/deserve several very stiff drinks. I am at the end of my tether. Can anyone tell me what I am doing wrong. Can anyone lend me a padded cell to put the girls in? failing that has anyone got some valium they can lend me? the way things are going I think I'm going to need it. Ah well if you didnt laugh you'd cry. Anyone know how to get blood out of carpets????????

[deanrm]

You poor thing. Don't worry tho' in 9 days, you will have some company - because we also spend our lives in hopitals/doctors. Jacob seems to like to go to both or at the very least one every couple of weeks aswell.

Its funny tho' because Libby never has. Oh god, hope I have not just tempted fate.

Keep laughing.

Trisha

[ozzieclare2be]

Are we all sitting comfortably? Then I will begin.

Yesterday Megan decided to find out what would happen if your plaster starts to rub. She discovered that you get to sit in A&E for over an hour whilst the nice nurses replace the plaster for one that is much lighter and has more padding.



Today Pippa decided to find out what happens if you fall over and slice the palm of your hand open on the carpet gripper rods. She discovered that:-

1. You can spread a lot of blood a very long way
2. You get a trip to the GP's
3. Steri-srips are fun
4. you get to have your athma check up 1/2 early AND
5. you get to make another apointmen to go back on monday for a wound review.

If it wasnt true you couldn't make it up. We still have 3 weeks in plaster to get through and a comprehenstive glasses/lense review with meg. The worst of it is I keep looking at Joe and thinking you haven't done any
thing yet what have you got planed?

I need/deserve several very stiff drinks. I am at the end of my tether. Can anyone tell me what I am doing wrong. Can anyone lend me a padded cell to put the girls in? failing that has anyone got some valium they can lend me? the way things are going I think I'm going to need it. Ah well if you didnt laugh you'd cry. Anyone know how to get blood out of carpets????????

have one of these im sure i will have all this to come with alex, although he is sporting a nice black eye from nursery . Also wasnt impressed with hep B jab and doesnt realise its the first of 3 plus chicken pox jab poor mite (i could borrow some vallium from work but i will probly be arrested and deported sorry ). TRy biological washing powder on the blood but soak it first so hubby says (he knows about textiles apparently)