I was testing the children in my local Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of Heaven.
I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?
`NO` the children answered.
If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the lawn, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?
Again, the answer was `NO` By now I was starting to smile.
Hey, this was fun! `Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children and loved my wife would that get me into Heaven?
Again, they all answered `NO` I was just bursting with pride for them.
Well, I continued, ` then how can I get into Heaven?
A 6 year-old boy from Glasgow shouted out............

"YOU`VE GOT TAE BE F----N `DEID"