I say, I say - Mark 2

[Toni]

I was looking to find the thread that Ktee started but couldn't.....so here is one to add

 

9 months later!!!

 

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.

 

So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.

 

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

 

I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

 

'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

 

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

 

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

 

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

 

‘Yes, I do.' Said Bob.

 

Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

 

Well, um, yes!,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out,'I have to admit that I did.

 

''And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

 

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.''Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me everything.’

 

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... you know you smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the day!)

[Tamara (Homes Down Under)]

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

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> I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

> One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

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> We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

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> Here's how it all went.

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> My engaged friend:

> The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

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> The mistress:

> Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

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> Then I had to share my story:

> When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,

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> " What's for dinner, Zorro?"