Funny....well i thought so !!!

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    > A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to

    > a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.


    > As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the

    > bar:


    > COLD BEER: $2.00


    > HAMBURGER: $2.25


    > CHEESEBURGER: $2.50


    > CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50


    > HAND JOB: $50.00


    > Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole'

    > biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive

    > female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled

    > farmers.


    > She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.


    > "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"


    > The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he

    > whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"


    > She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I

    > sure am".


    > The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,

    > "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

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