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Famous last words.........

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    * I'll get a world record for this..

    * It's fireproof.

    * He's probably just hibernating.

    * What does this button do?

    * It's probably just a rash.

    * Are you sure the power is off?

    * Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

    * The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

    * Pull the pin and count to what?

    * Which wire was I supposed to cut?

    * I wonder where the mother bear is.

    * I've seen this done on TV.

    * These are the good kind of mushrooms.

    * I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

    * Let it down slowly.

    * Rat poison only kills rats.

    * It's strong enough for both of us.

    * This doesn't taste right.

    * I can make this light before it changes.

    * Nice doggie.

    * I can do that with my eyes closed.

    * I've done this before.

    * Well, we've made it this far.

    * That's odd.

    * You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

    * Don't be so superstitious.

    * Now watch this.

     

     

    And my favourite........not!!

     

    "That looks easy to put together,I don't need to read the safety instructions .................." Says he with a large chunk missing out of his finger this morning (ouch!)

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