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    Guest dglamoore

    bet you won't find that one on seek :D:P



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    Guest Django

    Just think what would happen if some major brands made condoms but kept their own advertising slogans.......


    Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

    Tesco Condoms - every little helps

    Nike Condoms - Just do it.


    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

    KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

    Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

    Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.


    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

    Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop


    Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

    Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

    FCUK condoms - no comment required.

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.


    Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

    Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter!


    Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

    Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes

    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please )

    Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

    Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

    AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

    Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal

    Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!!

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    Guest graandjac

    Pete - surely the job was made for you!!!!!!!!!!


    Pete - you really have got some time on your hands!!!!! pmsl!

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