billy connolly's take on the glasgow attack

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    Billy Connolly's take on the terrorists hitting




    "Good old Glasgow. If I had to pick a city in the

    world where I could depend on one of the locals to

    kick a man who was on fire, it would always be

    Glasgow. That really had to hurt - 90% burns and sore




    I think we should get a photo of that guy KICKING A

    FLAMING MAN, blow it up and make it the welcome sign

    at Glasgow Airport. Underneath we should have the

    words 'Glasgow Welcomes Careful Drivers'...



    I love the naivety of al-Qaeda. For trying to bring a

    religious war to Glasgow. You're 400 years too late

    guys!! You've not even got a Football Team for Christ's

    sake... I think that we should give Partick Thistle to

    al-Qaeda. If only for the joy of hearing them read out

    their team sheet on Saturday...



    The Sun last week urged us all to respond to the

    attack by flying the Union Jack. Really, in Glasgow

    that's never been a great way of getting your

    insurance premiums down...



    If we play this whole terrorism thing right, we could

    get al-Qaeda to blow up some of Scotland's eyesores. I

    think we should definitely start putting signs up

    round Shettleston's high flats that say 'Financial




    For a while, confusion reigned at Glasgow airport. Was

    it a terrorist attack or just Richard Hammond turning

    up late for check-in?



    People say it was lucky they didn't crash into a fuel

    container. I say it's lucky they didn't hit the queue

    coming out of Duty Free - the whole place would have

    gone up like Hiroshima...



    The best bit is being told that hundreds of people

    were saved from being hideously burnt...these were

    Scottish people flying to Spain! They'll come back

    looking like they've been bungee jumping off the lip

    of a volcano!"


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