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Blokes take note - 9 words women use.

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    1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

    right and you need to shut up.

     

    2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

    minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

     

    3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

    and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

     

    4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

     

    5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

    often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot

    and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with

    you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

     

    6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman

    can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

     

    7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say

    you're welcome.

     

    8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

     

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is

    now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

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    Guest Weez

    Nice one Mr Tyke here is some more very important info to help you understand the fairer sex a bit better;)

    She says ... She means ...

     

    yes - no

    No - yes

    maybe-no

    we need - i want

    I'm sorry - you'll be sorry

    we need to talk - i need to complain

    sure...go ahead -i don't want you to

    is my butt fat? - tell me i'm beautiful

    do what you want -you'll pay for this later

    i'm not upset - Of course I'm upset, you moron

    Are you listening to me?? - to late, you're dead

    You have to learn to communicate - Just agree with me

    Be romantic, turn out the lights - I have flabby thighs

    You're so.. manly - You need a shave and you sweat a lot

    Do you love me? - I'm going to ask for something expensive

    It's your decision - The correct decision should be obvious by now You're certainly attentive tonight Is sex all you ever think about??

    I'll be ready in a minute - Kick off your shoes and find a good game on Tv

    How much do you love me? - I did something today that you're really not going to like

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    Guest Weez

    And just so us gals can understand the meaningful words you guys speak!!!

     

     

    I'm hungry - I'm hungry

    I'm sleepy - i'm sleepy

    I'm tired - I'm tired

    Nice dress - Nice cleavage!

    I love you - Let's have sex now

    I'm bored - Do you want to have sex?

    What's wrong - I guess sex tonight is out of the question

    I love you, too - Ok, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

    May I have this dance? - I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Can I call you sometime? - I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Do you want to go to a movie? - I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Can I take you out to dinner? - I'd eventually like to have sex with you

    Will you marry me? - I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

    You look tense, let me give you a massage - want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes

    Let's talk - I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

    I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I am gay

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