Andrew from Vista Financial

Request a Boys night out form !!!

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    Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:


    I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:


    Time of return:----------------------

    Date: -------------------------------

    Time of departure: -----------------NOT to exceed: -----------------------


    Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pi***d off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.


    Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer ----Wine --- Liquor --- Total ----


    Locations to be visited --------------------------------------


    Females with whom conversation is permitted --------------------------


    IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.


    I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.


    I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.


    Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:


    Request is: APPROVED / DENIED


    This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.


    Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:


    Date: Time of departure: ------------ Time of return: ------------


    Signed --------------------------------------------Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:


    Location: ------------------- From: ------------------- To:--------------------------

    Location: ------------------- From: ------------------- To: --------------------------

    Location: ------------------- From: ------------------- To ---------------------------






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    Now who would be silly enough to sign that?


    More to the point, who would be STUPID enough to start a relationship with someone who would want them to sign that in the first place?


    If they do, they have only one person to blame (and it's not the woman)!

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    Name of Girlfriend/Fiancé/Partner/Wife:


    I’m going out.


    Signed: (me) _____________________________




    Yeah that would be about right!

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    :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:thats so funny. eyes watering with laughter. who will be responsible for collecting these on said lads night out lolx

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    I just think its great to see that you guys all know and understand the rules and regulations:p:biglaugh:

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