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[Guest ali@51]

I was out

walking

with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked.

“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and probably has germs” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mummy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.”

I was thinking quickly. “All mums know this stuff. It’s on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mummy.”

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

“OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy.”

 

[Guest Django]

Very funny. Only out of the mouth of babes eh?

 

Pete

[Guest dglamoore]

sooooo good and oh so true

 

Lisa:cool:

[Guest happy-jools]

I Just knew the daddy's were second best to Mummy's.

 

Good one, and something i would expect to come out of the mouths of my two children.