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    I was out
    walking
    with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked.

    “Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and probably has germs” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mummy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.”

    I was thinking quickly. “All mums know this stuff. It’s on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mummy.”

    We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

    “OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy.”

     

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    Guest happy-jools

    I Just knew the daddy's were second best to Mummy's.

     

    Good one, and something i would expect to come out of the mouths of my two children.;)

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