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    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks

    over at him and asks a bold question.


    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"


    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


    WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"


    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"


    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."


    WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).


    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).


    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"


    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."


    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"


    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"


    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"


    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"


    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."


    WIFE: -- silence --


    HUSBAND: "S**t.":D:D

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