csobrien1966

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    THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

    by Friday July 20,2007NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

    OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

    Class 1

    How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

    Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

     

    Class 2

    The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?Round Table Discussion.Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

     

    Class 3

    Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.

    Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

     

    Class 4

    Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

    Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

     

    Class 5

    Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

    Examples on Video.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

     

    Class 6

    Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

    Help Line Support and Support Groups.

    Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

     

    Class 7

    Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

    Open Forum

    Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

     

    Class 8

    Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

    Graphics and Audio Tapes.

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

     

    Class 9

    Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

     

    Class 10

    Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

    Driving Simulations.

    4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

     

    Class 11

    Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

    Online Classes and role-playing

    Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

     

    Class 12

    How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

    Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

    Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

     

    Class 13

    How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

    Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

    Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

     

    Class 14

    The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.

    Live Demonstration.

    Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

     

    Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

     

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