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They walk among us........

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    Guest lastboyscout

    Copied from an email I received today:goofy:

     

    >

    > They walk among us

    >

    > I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a

    >Sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little

    > Chalkboard That said "buy one-get one free". "They're already

    > Buy-one-get-one-free", she

    > Said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free

    >sandwiches

    >

    > And I walked out the door.

    >

    > They walk among us and many work retail.

    > ====================

    >

    > A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of

    > His old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it

    > Saying:

    >

    > "Free to good home. You want it, you take it."

    >

    > For three days the fridge Sat There without even one person looking

    >twice at it. My friend decided

    > That People were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to

    >be true, So He changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."

    > The next day someone stole it.

    >

    > They walk among us.

    > ====================

    >

    > One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of

    > Them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky

    > And said, "Where?"

    >

    > They Walk among us!

    > ====================

    >

    > While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent

    > Which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the

    >sun

    > Waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the

    > North?"

    > When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has

    > For sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with

    >That stuff."

    >

    > They Walk Among Us!!

    > ====================

    >

    > I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day

    > I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center

    > Was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,

    >7

    > Days a

    > Week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to

    >end

    > The

    > Call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

    >

    > They Walk Among Us!

    > ====================

    >

    > My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when

    > We overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the

    > Sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in

    >a

    > Convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car

    >was

    > Moving."

    >

    > They Walk Among Us!

    > ====================

    >

    > My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through

    > A seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

    >

    > They Walk Among Us!

    > ====================

    >

    > I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose

    > Ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't

    >the

    > Chain rip out every time she turned her head?"

    > I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance

    > Apart no matter which way the head is turned.

    >

    > They Walk Among Us!

    > ====================

    >

    > I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went

    > To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags

    >never

    > Showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a

    >trained

    > Professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your

    > Plane arrived yet?"

    >

    > They Walk Among Us!

    > ====================

    >

    > While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small

    > Pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he

    >would

    > Like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time

    >before

    > Responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry

    >enough

    > To eat

    > 6 pieces."

    >

    > Yep, They Walk Among Us!

    > ====================

    > They walk among us, AND they reproduce...

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    Guest dglamoore

    He he :biglaugh: some very good ones there - I worked as a store manager for 15 years and it is scarey some of the things people come out with :wideeyed::arghh:

     

    Lisa:v_SPIN:

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    Guest kendra

    Copied from actual recent experience (eek)

    1. I asked in a bookstore for Douglas Adam's 'Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" The woman replied "have you tried the motoring and map section madam?"

     

     

    2. Applied for a concession for telephone. On the form, it looked like this:

     

    You must have either a concession card or

    ---------------------------------------------------

    A doctors certificate

    ----------------------------------------------------

    On presenting the concession card, the genius behind the counter asked for a doctors certificate also.

    When I pointed out the words "either" and "or" she replied "yes, but theres a big important line around the certificate so they must want it".

    A few roos short in the top paddock there!

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