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Bush Etiquette.

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    Dining Out:

     

    When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise

    the wine.

     

    If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.

     

    Entertaining in Your Home:

     

    A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.

     

    Don't allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.

     

    Personal Hygeine:

     

    While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one's OWN

    ute keys.

     

    Even if you live alone, deodorant isn't a waste of money.

     

    Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days.

     

    Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, it alters the taste of finger foods and if

    you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery.

     

    Theatre/Cinema Etiquette:

     

    Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends.

     

    Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear

    you.

     

    Weddings:

     

    Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

     

    For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cummer-bund and a clean football

    jumper can create a tacky appearance.

     

    Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for the occasion.

     

    Driving Etiquette:

     

    Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun's loaded and the roo's in

    your rifle sight.

     

    When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn't always have the

    the right of way.

     

    Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

     

    When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it's impolite to ask her to bring

    back beer too.

    Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

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    Dining Out:

     

    When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise

    the wine.

     

    If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.

     

    Entertaining in Your Home:

     

    A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.

     

    Don't allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.

     

    Personal Hygeine:

     

    While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one's OWN

    ute keys.

     

    Even if you live alone, deodorant isn't a waste of money.

     

    Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days.

     

    Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, it alters the taste of finger foods and if

    you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery.

     

    Theatre/Cinema Etiquette:

     

    Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends.

     

    Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear

    you.

     

    Weddings:

     

    Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

     

    For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cummer-bund and a clean football

    jumper can create a tacky appearance.

     

    Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for the occasion.

     

    Driving Etiquette:

     

    Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun's loaded and the roo's in

    your rifle sight.

     

    When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn't always have the

    the right of way.

     

    Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

     

    When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it's impolite to ask her to bring

    back beer too.

    Please note: although no board code and smiley buttons are shown, they are still usable.

     

     

     

    :biglaugh::biglaugh:

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    Guest Guest75
    Thought this thread was about Brazilians!

     

    Cooler

     

    :biglaugh:

     

    That reminds me...........

     

    I am actually banned from Betty's Tearoom in Harrogate..

     

    I fancied a brazilian blend coffee and one of those cakes with all the raisins in.

     

    My sense of humour went into overtime when ordering a Fat Rascal and a Brazilian to a very stiff upper lipped waitress.

    I could not draw a proper breath and did a great impersonation of a dying fly.

     

    It was a "You had to be there moments"

     

    = One Tyke banned from a very posh tea room:goofy::goofy:

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    That reminds me...........

     

    I am actually banned from Betty's Tearoom in Harrogate..

     

    I fancied a brazilian blend coffee and one of those cakes with all the raisins in.

     

    My sense of humour went into overtime when ordering a Fat Rascal and a Brazilian to a very stiff upper lipped waitress.

    I could not draw a proper breath and did a great impersonation of a dying fly.

     

    It was a "You had to be there moments"

     

    = One Tyke banned from a very posh tea room:goofy::goofy:

     

    Thrown out by the short and curlies:biglaugh:

     

    Cooler

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    Thrown out by the short and curlies:biglaugh:

     

    Cooler

     

    Ooohhh dear we are descending ain't we..........

     

    Funny as though and it's in the Barbie........................:eek::o:o

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    Ooohhh dear we are descending ain't we..........

     

    Funny as though and it's in the Barbie........................:eek::o:o

     

    Not worked since end of July (apart from a few days) so spent far too much time with our four kids so I maybe getting a bit stir. Roll on next week when I start work and get a break:) and earn some much needed money.

     

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    Not worked since end of July (apart from a few days) so spent far too much time with our four kids so I maybe getting a bit stir. Roll on next week when I start work and get a break:) and earn some much needed money.

     

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    Wishing you the best with the new job,bet it will feel like a break :biglaugh:

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