Guest Guest75

One line wisdoms.

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    Guest Guest75

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

     

    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

     

    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

     

    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be

    misquoted, then used against you.

     

    Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so

    popular?

     

    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

     

    :biglaugh:

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    Guest needtogonow

    "Been there, done that, got the T shirt."

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    Guest needtogonow

    "Often we fault in others what we see in ourselves."

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    We all know 'he's one sandwich short of a picnic' or

    'the light's on but no-ones at home' but I like

    The wheels turning but the hamster's dead!

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    Guest needtogonow
    We all know 'he's one sandwich short of a picnic' or

    'the light's on but no-ones at home' but I like

    The wheels turning but the hamster's dead!

     

     

    Or my favourite is 'he's a prawn short of a barbie!'

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    Guest Guest75

    "Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them"

     

    :biglaugh::biglaugh:

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    Guest nishman

    "When there's always biscuits in the tin, where's the fun in biscuits?"

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    Guest Guest75
    Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

     

    Groucho Marx

     

     

    Cooler

     

    :biglaugh:

     

    Groucho had so many to choose from!

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    Confuscious say........

     

    Man who have beer belly not have sun burnt winky.....

     

    HG

     

    Confuscious say.......

     

    Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day...

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    Guest lastboyscout

    Not so much for here........

     

    `Don`t eat yellow snow` :biglaugh:

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    Guest RichandHelen

    "Money doesn`t buy happiness but it sure makes misery feel a whole lot better.. "

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    Guest needtogonow

    I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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    Guest Guest75

    There are 3 types of people in this world - those who can count and and those of can't.

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    Guest Guest75

    Confucius say............Don't wear a wooly jumper when fishing for Snook - had to cut a lure out .Mrs Tyke not happy!:nah:

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