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    A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Sydney.

     

    After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

     

    The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

     

    The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

    He replied in disgust,

    'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.'

     

    The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me too. I didn't know we had a choice.' :goofy:

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    Guest Aussiebound

    Very good Pete, Hope theres plenty more of them for Sunday! We have a few we could share but would not want to offend anyone.

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    Guest nikkiandlee

    Ohh that was funny :)

     

    it would take a lot to offend me Sarah;)

     

    Nikki

     

    xx

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    Guest dglamoore

    Very good :biglaugh::biglaugh: although have to be the saturday joke here ;) Nice to see you back on more, you have been missed!!

     

    Lisa:p

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    Guest Django
    Nice to see you back on more, you have been missed!!

     

    Its nice to be missed. :cute: Did you think you had got rid of me? :biglaugh:

     

    Pete

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    Guest dglamoore
    Its nice to be missed. :cute: Did you think you had got rid of me?

     

    Pete

     

     

    hehe wishful thinking :biglaugh: like we would want to get rid of you!!!!! :wubclub: How is baby Joe?

     

    Lisa;)

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