Guest dglamoore

Ways to turn down unwanted men

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    HE : Can I buy you a drink?

    SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

     

    HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

    SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

     

    HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

    SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

     

    HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?

    SHE : I must've been given your share.

     

    HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

    SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

     

    HE : Your face must turn a few heads.

    SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

     

    HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.

    SHE : Okay, get out.

     

    HE : I think I could make you very happy.

    SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

     

    HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

    SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

     

    HE : Can I have your name?

    SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

     

    HE : Shall we go see a movie?

    SHE : I've already seen it.

     

    HE: Where have you been all my life?

    SHE : Hiding from you.

     

    HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?

    SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

     

    HE :Is this seat empty?

    SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

     

    HE : So, what do you do for a living?

    SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

     

    HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?

    SHE : Do not enter.

     

    HE : Your body is like a temple.

    SHE :Sorry, there are no services today.

    HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

    SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

     

    Lisa:biglaugh::biglaugh:

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    Guest Roo1

    Oh noooooo!!!:arghh:

     

    Number 9 was what my husband said to me on our first date and I fell for it!! Doh :biglaugh:

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    Guest dglamoore
    Ooooohhhhhh See My Chat Up Line Was

     

     

    "do You Want To Go Halves On A Baby?"

     

    worked then.......twice :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

     

    Lisa:cute:

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