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Golf joke.............

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    Just for you Galah's..

     

     

     

    Pinched from elsewhere.

     

    Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar.

    Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?"

    Stevie replies,

    "Not too bad. How's the golf?"

     

    Woods replies,

    "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got

    that right now."

     

    Stevie says,

    "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for

    a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to

    be all right."

     

    Tiger says,

    "You play GOLF?"

     

    Stevie says,

    "Yes, I've been playing for years".

     

    Tiger says,

    "But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"

     

    Stevie Wonder

    replies, "Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and

    call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball

    towards him.

    Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green

    or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."

     

    "But, how

    do you putt?" asks Tiger

     

    "Well",

    says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call

    to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his

    voice."

     

    Tiger asks,

    "What's your handicap?"

     

    Stevie says,

    "Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer."

     

    Woods,

    incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."

     

    Wonder replies,

    "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and

    never play for less than $10,000 a hole. That a problem?"

     

    Woods thinks

    about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that. $10,000 a hole is fine with me.

    When would you like to play?"

     

    Stevie says,

    "Pick a night"

     

     

    :biglaugh::biglaugh:

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    Guest dale_jo@

    :v_SPIN:good one!!!

     

    Fore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Great joke, there are some bandits in Galahs. Perhaps the next round will have to be at night. Might actually help :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

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    Guest graandjac
    :biglaugh::biglaugh:Thats three galahs like that one.:biglaugh::biglaugh:Cheers Graham

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