taffordbark

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    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5

    people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's could be

    my mum or my dad. It could be my older brother Colin or my younger

    brother Ho-Chi-Chung. I'm not sure, but I think it might be our norman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Guest The Broadheads

    I went to the butchers yesterday and asked him if I could have some meat off the top shelf.

     

    He tried to reach it a couple of times then told me he was sorry but the steaks were too high

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    Guest shed end col

    Just knicked a boomerang off a ghost...... bet that comes back to haunt me!

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    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings , poking me in the ribs cackling “you’re next” They stopped however after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals!

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    Guest shed end col

    My mate Paddy was doing a jigsaw puzzle and told me it needed to look like the tiger on the box....I said, "mate put the bloody Frosties back in the box" .

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