cormcvcr

Ways to turn men down!

    Recommended Posts

    Wish I had these all those years ago!!!!! Hee Hee :biglaugh:

     

    WAYS TOTURN MEN DOWN :-)

     

    HE: Can I buy you a drink?

    SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

    HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face likeyours.

    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face likeyours.

     

    HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

    SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

     

    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

    SHE: I must've been given your share.

    HE: Will you go out with me thisSaturday?

    SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

     

    HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

    SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

     

    HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

    SHE: Okay, get out.

     

    HE: I think I could make you very happy.

    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

    HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

     

    HE: Can I have your name?

    SHE: Why? Don't you already haveone?

    HE: Shall we go see a movie?

    SHE: I've already seen it.

     

    HE: Where have you been all my life?

    SHE: Hiding from you.

     

    HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

    SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

    HE: Is this seat empty?

    SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

     

    HE: So, what do you do for a living?

    SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

     

    HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

    SHE: Do notenter.

     

    HE: Your body is like a temple.

    SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

    HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

    SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

     

    HE: Where have you been all my life?

    SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildestdreams.

    Share this post


    Link to post
    Share on other sites
    36_1_19.gif Good Guide!!!!!!

     

     

     

     

     

    sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb095&pp=ZRxdm428YYAU

     

     

    SORRY TO MOAN BUT EVERYTIME I GO ON A THREAD WITH THESE SMILEY CENTRAL ADS I KEEP GETTING A WARNING ABOUT SPYWARE

     

    KEEP GETTING IT OFF ROO1 AS WELL

    Share this post


    Link to post
    Share on other sites

    Create an account or sign in to comment

    You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

    Create an account

    Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

    Register a new account

    Sign in

    Already have an account? Sign in here.

    Sign In Now