Ways to turn men down!

[cormcvcr]

Wish I had these all those years ago!!!!! Hee Hee

 

WAYS TOTURN MEN DOWN :-)

 

HE: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face likeyours.

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face likeyours.

 

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

 

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me thisSaturday?

SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

 

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

 

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

SHE: Okay, get out.

 

HE: I think I could make you very happy.

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

 

HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why? Don't you already haveone?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?

SHE: I've already seen it.

 

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

 

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

 

HE: So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

 

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: Do notenter.

 

HE: Your body is like a temple.

SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

 

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildestdreams.

[Guest dale_jo@]

Good Guide!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

[csobrien1966]

Good Guide!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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