csobrien1966

talking maori clock

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    Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown flat to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Samoan

    led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong

    hanging on the wall.

     

    'What's that big brass gong for ?' one of the friend's asked.

     

    'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Maori clock' he drunkenly

    replied.

     

    'A talking Maori clock - seriously ?' 'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).' 'How's

    it work ?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

     

    'Just watch' he said. He picked up a hammer, gave the gong

    an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.

     

    His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment

    in astounded silence.

     

    Suddenly, a Maori voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

    'For f*#k's sake, you stupid coconut . It's ten past three in the

    f*#king morning..!!!'

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    Guest graandjac
    :biglaugh::biglaugh:You now have the job of chief joke teller Brill....!!!!!!!

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