Tickle me Elmo!!!

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    There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me

    Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well,

    Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her

    first day promptly at 8:00 AM.


    The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's

    door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the

    new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole

    line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind



    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2

    men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is

    so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory

    floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line

    stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.


    She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

    The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,

    wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little

    package between Elmo's legs.


    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

    After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and

    approaches Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a

    straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave

    you yesterday..."


    "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

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