cormcvcr

The Birthday Treat!!

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    Why I fired my Secretary.

     

    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that

    morning.

     

    I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and

    say, 'Happy Birthday!',and possibly have a small present for me.

     

    As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy

    Birthday.'

     

    I thought...Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....They will

    remember.

     

    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.

     

    So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat

    despondent.

     

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss,

    and by the way "Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least

    someone had remembered.

     

    I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You

    know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what

    do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'

     

    I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.

    Let's go !'

     

    We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose

    instead a quiet bistro with a private table.

     

    We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

     

    On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a

    beautiful day...

    We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we ?'

     

    I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?'

    She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment , it's just around the corner.'

     

    After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if

    you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.

    I'll be right back.'

     

    'Ok.' I nervously replied.

     

    She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out

    carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and

    dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

     

    And I just sat there...

     

    On the couch...

     

     

    NAKED!. :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

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