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    A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.


    First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge

    fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death

    with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes

    of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat Anything.


    Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at

    two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?

    Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the

    corpses into the lion enclosure


    He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South

    American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs

    the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.

    By now he knows what to do and throws them Into the lions cage because lions eat anything.rolleyes.gif


    Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.


    He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?" confused.gif


    (Wait for it!!).... ninja.gif








    The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with

    Mushy Bees."tongue.gif

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